Cops Bust Up an Amish Barn Bash for Violating Ohio’s Stay-at-Home Order

Over the weekend, Northeastern Ohio cops had to bust up a large, illegal late-night party. The sizable shindig violated Geauga County’s coronavirus social-distancing rules, and the gregarious group had already been warned.

In the township of Huntsburg, police raided a bash by that bunch known for its rage against the machine, that rough and radical faction of rugged rebels.

They work hard, they play hard, and they don’t mind doing everything else hard, too. I’m speaking, of course, of the Amish.

As relayed by Fox News, the bearded, pie-making community’s been so pummeled by the pandemic, Amish Bishops were sent a letter last week by County Health Commissioner Thomas Quade.

He implored them: Press pause on church services for the remainder of the month. But you can’t tame a wild stallion. Or a Belgian draft horse.

They raise barns and they raise heck, they shingle and they wanna mingle. And no government goon’s gonna suspend their way of life — they’ve got plenty of suspenders already.

Sunday night, amid a statewide stay-at-home order, 911 received a ring from a snitch who was singin’ like a canary.

It was a rousing report: A cluster of carriages had been spotted outside a large barn. That could only mean one thing — some mustacheless maniacs were partying like it’s 1799. The fuzz wouldn’t stand for it.

Geauga Sheriff Scott Hildenbrand explained to Cleveland’s WJWTV:

“There is some concern out there and we are getting reports of large gatherings happening. If we get calls, or find out about them, we will go there, break them up and get them out of there. We won’t tolerate this and we have to keep everybody safe.”

Just after the pocket watch struck midnight, Geauga County Sherrif’s Office made an arrest and delivered a summons.

Sheriff Scott recalled:

“When we got there, there was a barn full of people (and) some of them ran.”

Those Amish folks are no fools; every Tom, Dick, and Hezekiah knows you skeedaddle when the po-po shows.


“There was one that was too intoxicated to run, and that person had to be transported by ambulance. “

Two partygoers were charged with underage drinking.

It really buggied Commissioner Thomas. I mean, bugged:

“It is disappointing. … Those folks are all placing themselves at risk.“

Oh, well. Maybe this clampdown is too hard, even for the Amish. After all, it doesn’t take a 9th grade graduate to realize our rights are being taken away.

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