Hillary Clinton Will Get Back to Work Next Week

By Margaret Hartmann


Hillary Clinton’s doctors have forbidden overseas travel for a few more weeks, but she’ll be back in the office next week after fainting and sustaining a concussion while battling the stomach flu. “The Secretary continues to recuperate at home,” says her spokesman. “She had long planned to take this holiday week off, so she had no work schedule.” If the conspiracy theorists were right, this was the least effective fake sick day ever. Clinton has already promised to testify before Congress on Benghazi, and there are no reports of her crashing a parade float.