(To the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas)
On the first day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
A UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the second day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the third day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the fourth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the fifth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the sixth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the seventh day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the eighth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the ninth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Nine Lunar anomalies,
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the tenth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Tenth planet threatening,
Nine Lunar anomalies,
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the eleventh day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Eleven skeptics hissing,
Tenth planet threatening,
Nine Lunar anomalies,
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.
On the twelfth day of Disclosure,
my government shared with me –
Twelve crop circles circling,
Eleven skeptics hissing,
Tenth planet threatening,
Nine Lunar anomalies,
Eight aliens abducting,
Seven implants planting,
Six cattle mutilations,
Five hours of missing time!
Four star generals ‘fessing,
Three Men In Black,
Two pickled Greys,
And a UFO crash site on a desert prairie.