Astrologers say celestial charts favor Obama over Romney

The votes are in and it is unanimous: Barack Obama will win re-election to the U.S. presidency in November, according to 5 astrologers who offered predictions at their convention on Tuesday.

Each and every of the five astrologers on the presidential panel explained how they came to their assessments, with most relying on studies of celestial charts pertinent to each Obama and presumed Republican nominee Mitt Romney for the date of either the election itself or the subsequent presidential inauguration.

For Chicago astrologist and corporate attorney Nina Gryphon, it was her study of the Aries ingress – the exact time when the Sun enters the sign of Aries – that clinched the decision. “It’s apparent,” she stated.

Billed as a meeting of the world’s top astrologers, the conference in New Orleans drew some 1,500 people who participated in workshops and panel discussions.

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