America is now under martial law
Stay in your home
Do not attempt contact with loved ones
Insurance agents, or attorneys
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur
Stay in your homes
Curfew is at 7 p.m. sharp, after work
Anyone caught outside the gates of their
Subdivision sectors after curfew, will be shot
Remain calm
Do not panic
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by
To collect urine samples in the morning
Anyone caught interferring with the collection
Of urine samples will be shot
Stay in your homes
Remain calm
The number one enemy of progress is question
National security is more important than individual will
All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission
Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor
Be happy
Obey all orders without question
Be happy