As if yesterday’s zombie hysteria was not enough, it appears like we’ve got another one on our hands. Two in a matter of days appears like a bit of a trend, do not you feel? From the Baltimore Sun:
A 21-year-old Morgan State University student told investigators that he ate the heart and portions of the brain of a guy whose dismembered remains were identified in his Joppa home, according to a grisly account from the Harford County Sheriff’s Office.
The case comes on the heels of shocking incidents in cities like Miami, wherever a naked man believed to be higher on bath salts ate another man’s face, and New Jersey, exactly where a guy disemboweled himself and reportedly threw his intestines at police officers. Police there say they are not sure whether or not the man, Wayne Carter, was on drugs or suffering from psychological illness.
Never say we didn’t warn you. And make sure to stock up on them twinkies.